Feeling a bit quote-y!

The Doctor: Am I ... ginger?
Rose: No, you're just sort of ... brown.
The Doctor: Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.

The Doctor: I just wanna mate.
Donna: You just want TO mate?!
The Doctor: I just want A mate.
Donna: You're not matin' with me sunshine!
The Doctor: A mate, I want A mate!
Donna: Well, just as well, because I'm not havin' any of that nonsense!!

Well... among other things, I think I invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. D'you know, they'd never even seen a banana before; always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.

Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... case there's anything dangerous.

They're coming. The Angels are coming for you, but listen - your life could depend on this - don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. DON'T turn your back, DON'T look away, and DON'T BLINK. Good luck.

The Doctor: I like that, "Allons-y". I should say allons-y more often. Look sharp Rose Tyler, allons-y! And then it would be really brilliant if I met someone called Alonso, 'cause then I could say allons-y Alonso every time.... [beat] you're staring at me.
Rose: My mum's still on board.
(The Doctor looks up at the shelf on the wall, horrified.)
Jackie: [Sitting on shelf] If we end up on Mars, I'm gonna kill you!

Rose: If you are an alien, then how comes you sound like you're from the North?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a North!

[after Rose introduces the Doctor to Jack as "Mr. Spock"]
The Doctor: Mr. Spock?
Rose: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name! Don't you ever get tired of "Doctor" -- Doctor who?
The Doctor: Nine centuries in, I'm coping.

Rose: What's the city called?
The Doctor: New New York.
Rose: Oh, come on.
The Doctor: It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New-New-New-New-New New York.

Rose: What about the skin? I saw it. You got ripped apart.
Cassandra: That piece of skin was taken from the front of my body. This piece is the back.
Rose: Right, so you're talking out of your a...
Cassandra: ...ask not.

Rose: She slapped you!
Doctor: Nine-hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother!

Doctor: -held at gunpoint on Scottish highlands- 1879. same difference.
Reynolds: You will explain your presence, and the nakedness of this girl.
Doctor: -in Scottish accent- Are we in Scotland?
Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that?
Doctor: Oh, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Isn't that right, you... tim'rous beastie?
Rose: -terrible Scottish accent- Och aye, I've been oot and aboot.
Doctor: -normal voice- No, don't do that.
Rose: Hoots mon!
Doctor: No, really don't, really.

Excuse me do you mind not farting when im saving the world?

From the day they arrive on this planet and blinking step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do, no hold on... Sorry, that's the Lion King.

Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova, why?
The Doctor: Because I disagreed with it! Stop talking to me when I'm cross!

This is Bacon. Are you trying to poison me?

Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box, man eats fish custard.

Donna: Don't tell me the TARDIS is gone.
The Doctor: Okay.
Donna: Then where is it?
The Doctor: But you told me not to tell you.
Donna: Don't get clever in Latin.

The Doctor: My head!
[groans in pain]
The Doctor: I'm having a neuron implosion... I need...
Jackie Tyler: What do you need?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Just say it!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Tell me, tell me, tell me!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Painkillers!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: D'you need aspirin?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I dunno, Pepto-Bismol?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Is it food? Something simple? Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup? Soup and a sandwich? Bowl of soup and a nice ham sandwich?
The Doctor: I *need* you to *shut up*!
Jackie Tyler: Oooh, he hasn't changed that much, has he?

Cassandra: [in the Doctor's body] Ooh, my. Well this is... different.
Rose: Cassandra?
Cassandra: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum! So many parts... and hardly used. [clutches the Doctor's chest] Oh, two hearts! [dancing to the dual heartbeat] Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!
Rose: Get out of him!
Cassandra: Oh, he's slim. [turn to Rose] And a little bit foxy! [raises eyebrows] You thought so, too. I've been inside your head, you've been looking... you like it.

Bambi: Look at you! You look just like a transvestite!
Hannah/Belle: Yeah, thanks for that, Bambi

Hannah: See? This is why we should be together! I always think I'm dying and you just know I'm tired!

Belle: Ive never been addicted to anything. [pause] Except maybe the 4th season of the West Wing.

Bambi: They call me Bambi.
Belle: Oh, because of your big eyes I suppose.
Bambi: No, because my mother got shot.
[Belle looks shocked]
Bambi: Only joking.

Casanova: I'm a spy.
Grimani: How d'you mean a spy?
Casanova: A spy. I spy. That's me, the spy. Of course, being a spy I really shouldn't say I'm a spy or I'm spied by a spy.
Grimani: I suppose you can prove it?
Casanova: What? You want me to spy on something? Um, look, there's a canal, I spied it. Look, it's still there. Ooh, and again.

[Casanova enters the confessional and crosses himself]
Casanova: Bless me father, for I have sinned. Again. Um, I don't know where to start, um. It's money, father, er, love of money is a sin, isn't it?
Priest: A grave sin.
Casanova: I, I don't love it as such, but I need it, is that a sin?
Priest: In too great a measure then, yes.
Casanova: It's not for me. You see, there's this woman, um, and I suppose you can include lustful thoughts while you're at it...
[the priest nods]
Casanova: Er, there's this woman, but she's engaged, and all this went on behind her fiancé's back. Um, not literally.
[remembering]
Casanova: Although I have actually done that... But anyway, um, first of all I was with another woman, and I slept with her, sorry, er, well, I slept with her lots of times so, very sorry. Um, but before that she was a man. I was going to sleep with a man, sorry. But it turned out she had a false penis down her trousers.
[the Priest clutches at his heart]
Casanova: So, I slept with her, without the false penis obviously, um,
[dreamily]
Casanova: although we did find a way of using it... But never mind that. You see, I, I was just trying to be honest, like the sisters told me, um. Oh yeah, two sisters. I slept with them, both at the same time, er, er, lots of times, I suppose I should, I should mention that.
Priest: [clutching at his heart] Oh dear God!
Casanova: I know, I know, but at least I didn't sleep with their mother.
[Remembering]
Casanova: Although I have actually done that, um, I suppose you should put that on the list. Two sisters, and a mother, and... oh and those nuns... two nuns, you might know them.
[the Priest keels over]
Casanova: So, all in all, it's been a bit of a time, really, and I've ended up penniless. So, what do you think I should do, father?
[Silence]
Casanova: Father? Father?

Edith: Is it all going to be like this?
Older Casanova: Like what?
Edith: Pornography.
Older Casanova: No. Pornography's over there, second shelf on the left.

Rocco: Morning. You look like shit.
Giacomo Casanova: What? I look like you?
Rocco: Watch your lip.

"Mister, can I ask you a question?"
"What is it?"
"It's an interrogative statement used to test knowledge."