In honor of a new member Matt Davis: Fart Jokes here - please no sex inuendo.

Many people like fart jokes. Many do not admit it. For those who like them and are willing to admit it, place them here for the new member please. (Note the color of the subject heading. Ha ha.)

Q: What would you call the definition of surprise?
A: A fart with a lump in it.

Where I am from, the above is called a shart, or if you'd rather, a chocolate cupcake.

PiperC! wrote:Where I am from, the above is called a shart, or if you'd rather, a chocolate cupcake.

EWWWW!!! Ha ha. I posted this because the new guy mentioned fart jokes in his profile. I thought I would give him a "smelly" welcome. Ha ha.

Fart jokes are amazing. I will like this fellow.

I don't know any good fart jokes.

But welcome to the forums.

PiperC! wrote:Fart jokes are amazing. I will like this fellow.

I like them too. But, you did not put one for him. Post a fart joke please.

Hi, thank you all! I Haven't been on the internet for pleasure in a few weeks, busy schedules tight deadlines etcetera. I really appreciate your warming welcome into the boards. Hopefully you'll be hearing more from me.

As a great anonymous source of the internet said

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Another fart thing to enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lshWZEP_T-U&feature=share

scifidawn wrote:Another fart thing to enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lshWZEP_T-U&feature=share

I've always got a kick out of those Just For Laughs: Gags especially the strange versions of public domain songs they offer.