Two Dead Boys

hey everyone. just wanted to see if anyone knew this poem. i was just thinking about it so i thought i would post it. Im not quite sure of the author but it is a famous poem so i didnt write it. Enjoy.

Two Dead Boys

One fine day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
grabbed a knife and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see
so they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play.
A dumb man went to shout "Horraÿ!"

A paralazed donkey passing by,
kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noice
and came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you dont believe this story is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it to.

I think this would go better in the media section. The Writers' Corner should be for our stuff only.

Anyway, I liked this. It's funny.