Ugh some kids

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Lucille and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Lucille said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Lucille has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Lucille can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can gett to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son Billy


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

LMAO! That is just genius!!!

melissa052 wrote:LMAO! That is just genius!!!

I know, right? lol. Hopefully Brylee never sees this, lmao

Hahahaha!! Wow I hope my kids never do that!!

Oh and Trista are you PEOS tomorrow?? (your sig!)

kassyjoshnlillian wrote:Hahahaha!! Wow I hope my kids never do that!!

Oh and Trista are you PEOS tomorrow?? (your sig!)

I just told Dawn I didn't want to jinx myself...I'll give it a week. Last time I did the monster showed her face a few h ours later.

We're praying this is our cycle

MrsJazz wrote:

kassyjoshnlillian wrote:Hahahaha!! Wow I hope my kids never do that!!

Oh and Trista are you PEOS tomorrow?? (your sig!)

I just told Dawn I didn't want to jinx myself...I'll give it a week. Last time I did the monster showed her face a few h ours later.

We're praying this is our cycle

Lol! Well let me know what happens! I'm sending baby dust your way!!!

kassyjoshnlillian wrote:

MrsJazz wrote:

kassyjoshnlillian wrote:Hahahaha!! Wow I hope my kids never do that!!

Oh and Trista are you PEOS tomorrow?? (your sig!)

I just told Dawn I didn't want to jinx myself...I'll give it a week. Last time I did the monster showed her face a few h ours later.

We're praying this is our cycle

Lol! Well let me know what happens! I'm sending baby dust your way!!!

Thank you so much! We're praying hard that this is baby number two for us

MrsJazz wrote:

kassyjoshnlillian wrote:

MrsJazz wrote:

kassyjoshnlillian wrote:Hahahaha!! Wow I hope my kids never do that!!

Oh and Trista are you PEOS tomorrow?? (your sig!)

I just told Dawn I didn't want to jinx myself...I'll give it a week. Last time I did the monster showed her face a few h ours later.

We're praying this is our cycle

Lol! Well let me know what happens! I'm sending baby dust your way!!!

Thank you so much! We're praying hard that this is baby number two for us

Your welcome! I'll be praying too!

I've seen this before. That would be an awesome one to use on my dad if we got report cards, ours is all online.

MrsJazz wrote:

kassyjoshnlillian wrote:Hahahaha!! Wow I hope my kids never do that!!

Oh and Trista are you PEOS tomorrow?? (your sig!)

I just told Dawn I didn't want to jinx myself...I'll give it a week. Last time I did the monster showed her face a few h ours later.

We're praying this is our cycle

I'm praying for you guys! I hope this is your cycle!

Haha! That is amazing! I wish I could have thought of that when I was in school.

AshleyMC wrote:Haha! That is amazing! I wish I could have thought of that when I was in school.

No kidding, me too! But, I wouldn't have had much to write it for...I actually liked studying and learning, lol, my grades were awesome. Man, I hope Brylee is that way too.

Haha this made me laugh

I should fail a few things on purpose just so I can do this. LOL.