Rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Share your traumatic experiences with this.
No pictures/videos please.

Not much, just me stumbling on a certain website after seeing people on Y!A talk about it compared to youtube and then seeing they weren't joking.... LOL!

I was at my friend Nikki's house, and we were online. She Googled "cell phone." Well, there was a cell phone in the picture... *shutters*

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:I was at my friend Nikki's house, and we were online. She Googled "cell phone." Well, there was a cell phone in the picture... *shutters*

How is cell phone pornographic? o.O

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:I was at my friend Nikki's house, and we were online. She Googled "cell phone." Well, there was a cell phone in the picture... *shutters*

How is cell phone pornographic? o.O

There was a couple having sex. The girl was talking on the phone.

Never, I repeat, NEVER accidentally leave out the Y when going on youtube!!

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:I was at my friend Nikki's house, and we were online. She Googled "cell phone." Well, there was a cell phone in the picture... *shutters*

How is cell phone pornographic? o.O

There was a couple having sex. The girl was talking on the phone.

LOL! I wonder what kind of idiot talks on the phone while having sex!

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:I was at my friend Nikki's house, and we were online. She Googled "cell phone." Well, there was a cell phone in the picture... *shutters*

How is cell phone pornographic? o.O

There was a couple having sex. The girl was talking on the phone.

LOL! I wonder what kind of idiot talks on the phone while having sex!

An idiot who wasn't enjoying it very much

OK, since miss Hannah wanted me to explain my 'experience' is more detail...

I was on Yahoo Answers one day looking at questions about youtube for some reason I came across a question entitled "YouTube vs RedTube?" and because I was like "Hm, what's that?" I went to see the question and saw pleny of colorful reasons why RT was better... Me being me and not believing those people, I went on the site just to see lots of images I can't ever unsee...

Happy, Hannah?

xChorusOfAngelsx wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:I was at my friend Nikki's house, and we were online. She Googled "cell phone." Well, there was a cell phone in the picture... *shutters*

How is cell phone pornographic? o.O

There was a couple having sex. The girl was talking on the phone.

LOL! I wonder what kind of idiot talks on the phone while having sex!

An idiot who wasn't enjoying it very much

LOL, true... But wouldn't they have trouble keeping their voice casual (for lack of a better word)...?

melissa052 wrote:OK, since miss Hannah wanted me to explain my 'experience' is more detail...

I was on Yahoo Answers one day looking at questions about youtube for some reason I came across a question entitled "YouTube vs RedTube?" and because I was like "Hm, what's that?" I went to see the question and saw pleny of colorful reasons why RT was better... Me being me and not believing those people, I went on the site just to see lots of images I can't ever unsee...

Happy, Hannah?

Redtube = Man's Best Friend.

I mean come on! Its free porn.

Unit7 wrote:

melissa052 wrote:OK, since miss Hannah wanted me to explain my 'experience' is more detail...

I was on Yahoo Answers one day looking at questions about youtube for some reason I came across a question entitled "YouTube vs RedTube?" and because I was like "Hm, what's that?" I went to see the question and saw pleny of colorful reasons why RT was better... Me being me and not believing those people, I went on the site just to see lots of images I can't ever unsee...

Happy, Hannah?

Redtube = Man's Best Friend.

I mean come on! Its free porn.

Of course, you're a guy! I went there out of curiosity to see if it was what everyone said it was and just stumbling there on the main page made me feel like a lost a little innocence... LOL!

melissa052 wrote:

Unit7 wrote:

melissa052 wrote:OK, since miss Hannah wanted me to explain my 'experience' is more detail...

I was on Yahoo Answers one day looking at questions about youtube for some reason I came across a question entitled "YouTube vs RedTube?" and because I was like "Hm, what's that?" I went to see the question and saw pleny of colorful reasons why RT was better... Me being me and not believing those people, I went on the site just to see lots of images I can't ever unsee...

Happy, Hannah?

Redtube = Man's Best Friend.

I mean come on! Its free porn.

Of course, you're a guy! I went there out of curiosity to see if it was what everyone said it was and just stumbling there on the main page made me feel like a lost a little innocence... LOL!

Actually I have found alot better websites. But either way. Yay for free porn!!

melissa052 wrote:

xChorusOfAngelsx wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

How is cell phone pornographic? o.O

There was a couple having sex. The girl was talking on the phone.

LOL! I wonder what kind of idiot talks on the phone while having sex!

An idiot who wasn't enjoying it very much

LOL, true... But wouldn't they have trouble keeping their voice casual (for lack of a better word)...?

Hahah if she can keep her voice "casual", that isn't saying much about the guy.

xChorusOfAngelsx wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

xChorusOfAngelsx wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:
There was a couple having sex. The girl was talking on the phone.

LOL! I wonder what kind of idiot talks on the phone while having sex!

An idiot who wasn't enjoying it very much

LOL, true... But wouldn't they have trouble keeping their voice casual (for lack of a better word)...?

Hahah if she can keep her voice "casual", that isn't saying much about the guy.

My thoughts exactly!

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Share your traumatic experiences with this.
No pictures/videos please.

Hmm so I shouldn't link to Kids in Sandbox?

Well its more of a gif on this one site...

Hrmm the only thing I can think of that was highly disturbing is a website my dad's coworkers told him to go to- they're all idiots. This was several years ago, I probably shouldn't have even been in the room while he went to it, but he's very computer illiterate and didn't even know how to turn the thing on. The website had a bunch of different disturbing photos, horrible accidents and what not. But there were also pictures of people just doing gross things. The only one that I haven't been able to block out of my brain was of a guy with his pants down, holding a fish....You get the point. Poor fishy

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:I was at my friend Nikki's house, and we were online. She Googled "cell phone." Well, there was a cell phone in the picture... *shutters*

How is cell phone pornographic? o.O

There was a couple having sex. The girl was talking on the phone.

That's it? Lol you are still so internet innocent. You are lucky she was only talking on the phone. Let's say that there are many many more uses for it. Especially when set on vibrate


But back to the topic. Rule 34. What was the most traumatizing use of it that I stumbled upon on the internet? Well it would have to be John McCain and Betty White. I know it even sounds awful. Imagine it suddenly popping up on your browser *shudders*

Rex... that is just so wrong.

Also I have to agree. You guys are way to Internet Innocent. Of course I had my innocence bruttally taken from me by the Offended Challenge which led me down to a path no eyes should ever see.

>.<

Ever heard of pedal pushing? No joke, this is videos where women in high heels sit and pump gas pedals as pornography. They're usually not even naked, it's just the pumping motion that gets people off apparently...

Top that

Challenge accepted Although I admit your story is still at the top

http://www.cracked.com/article_17149_5-ridiculous-safe-work-fetishes.html

Unit7 wrote:Rex... that is just so wrong.

Also I have to agree. You guys are way to Internet Innocent. Of course I had my innocence bruttally taken from me by the Offended Challenge which led me down to a path no eyes should ever see.

>.<

I hate you.
Curiosity got the best of me, and well, I made it all the way to the bottom.
Seriously... Why isn't there a puking smiley?!?

Dude never be curious about the thing Unit and I discuss. Trust me. It's better for your mental health. You are not yet ready for dark underbelly of the tubes. Hopefully you will never be

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:

Unit7 wrote:Rex... that is just so wrong.

Also I have to agree. You guys are way to Internet Innocent. Of course I had my innocence bruttally taken from me by the Offended Challenge which led me down to a path no eyes should ever see.

>.<

I hate you.
Curiosity got the best of me, and well, I made it all the way to the bottom.
Seriously... Why isn't there a puking smiley?!?

Out of curiosity did you quickly scroll down or did you slowly scroll down?
Either way atleast you know the ultimate disturbing thing ever is... George W Bush. :O

Rex wrote:Dude never be curious about the thing Unit and I discuss. Trust me. It's better for your mental health. You are not yet ready for dark underbelly of the tubes. Hopefully you will never be

Yeah its best that you never get curious about these things. The Internet is a place you don't want your curiosity running around in. Hopefully you will never be ready for this experience.

No one should.

Unit7 wrote:

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:

Unit7 wrote:Rex... that is just so wrong.

Also I have to agree. You guys are way to Internet Innocent. Of course I had my innocence bruttally taken from me by the Offended Challenge which led me down to a path no eyes should ever see.

>.<

I hate you.
Curiosity got the best of me, and well, I made it all the way to the bottom.
Seriously... Why isn't there a puking smiley?!?

Out of curiosity did you quickly scroll down or did you slowly scroll down?
Either way atleast you know the ultimate disturbing thing ever is... George W Bush. :O

The whole viewing process took about 5 minutes.
LOL. Personally, I thought the most disturbing picture was the one with the 3 old guys. I want to be blind now. >.<