Dirty Question Game

Night

When you became sexually active, did you tell anyone?

Uh, not sexually active now but no, I wouldn't tell anyone... Unless I was scared about something, in which case I'd tell a close friend...

Are you into BDSM?

Nah, but who knows what I'll say a few years down the road?

If you directed a porno, who would you want to be the star(s)?

Dunno... I guess it'll start out as a not-so innocent lesbian threesome porno starring Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, and Billie Piper, just because they're all awesome, IMO... Then I'll make it an orgy adding David Tennant into the mix just for my own personal pleasure and to see if his nickname "Teninch" really comes from what you'd think it comes from!
Wow... I pretty much scared myself with how easy this answer came to me!

Have you ever thought about calling a call girl (Or call boy)?

No, but I have thought about being one.
But only briefly, mind you.

Who, out of everyone on the planet, would you hate to sleep with most?

Do you count?
*Sees Hannah's death glare"
Didn't think so.... Probably my next door neighbor... He weighs like 700 pounds, he'd kill me!

Anal: Yay or nay?

Eh... Nay. Unless I really really loved the guy. Your ass lacks proper lubricant, so you're risking tearing your butthole. Lovely. Plus, it doesn't really appeal to me.

Hottest person ever (besides me)?

I gotta say David Tennant! I mean look at that smile! And his eyes... Completely mesmerizing... *Stares at siggy for like 5 minutes drooling*

What's your pornstar name?

My own. I've been told I look like a porn star, so why change?

Would you rather watch hardcore porn or something with an actual storyline that just happens to have X-rated sex scenes?

Which one would be less mind-scarring? Probably the one with storyline...

If you had a twin, would you do her/him?

No. I'm not into incest. Maybe an identical twin, if I was really hot, but no.

How far is too far to go on a first date?

First kiss.

Would you ever have cybersex somewhere like say... Twitter? (As yourself or or otherwise )

No, very bad idea. Besides, I don't use Twitter.


What song would you most like to make love to?

Bad idea, huh? Weird...

Not sure... Somthing upbeat though! Maybe 'Something Deep Inside' by Billie Piper? (Being totally random...)

Would you ever go to a sex party?

Well, I would never do it publicly. And anykind of recordable sex always comes with the risk of blackmail.

Maybe.


Whose gonna be there?

Ah...

David Tennant. But he's mine! ALL. MINE!

How much would it take for you to go gay for pay?

Well, the trick would be getting me to go anything for pay. I'd rather give it out free. I don't like the idea of my sexual partners being clients.
That taken out of consideration though, not much. I like my girlies too.

Did you plan your first sexual experience?

I haven't done anything yet, but I'm sure if/when I do, it will be very carefully planned. I don't want to do something stupid I'll regret for the rest of my life.

Do/would you use protection for oral?

I didn't. We both were and still are virgins, but I will in the future. Well, actually it depends on how my relationship is with the person I was doing it with.


Your view on sex education in schools?

Perfectly fine to me!

Would you have sex in a zero gravity room?

I'd do anything in a zero gravity room.



Have you ever caught your siblings/parents masturbating?

nope

How often do you watch porn?

On average, probably once every two or three weeks.


If you were in a sexy calendar, what month would you be?

February

Ever been caught masturbating?

Yes, I will spare myself further embarrasment from the situation and not relate it here. It was seriously traumatizing.


What is the sexiest food?