Dirty Question Game

Gotta say bacon. Practically orgasmic.

Weirdest thing that's ever made you horny?

I got spanked as a joke by some friends, I thought it was hot.


One sexual thing you would NEVER do?

DP

Where do you usually pleasure yourself?

In my bed, in the shower, or in front of the computer.


What is DP?

Double penetration

Have you ever flashed your neighbors?

Not on purpose, but my bedroom is in the front of the house, and I have no curtains or anything, so I wouldn't be surprised if somebody's seen more than intended.

Ever been flashed?

Once on purpose by a man. A few times by chicks, but I wasn't their main target.


Own any sex toys/use any non sex toys for that purpose?

Well I do have some massage oils and a pair of handcuffs. And a cowboy hat. And a viking mask. And a mirror above my bed. But those are not actual sex toys

Would you rather do it in a submarine or in an airplane?

A submarine. Because I just want to be in a submarine.


Best euphemism for breasts?

knockers

Farthest you've been with someone of the same sex?

Nowhere really.

Dirtiest movie you have seen?

Borat

Ever stumbled upon really disturbing porn?

Oh yes. And the weird part was that I wasn't even looking for it. I was trying to find streaming episodes of Stargate and suddenly bham. A woman, horse a mime in the middle of a McDonalds. Seriously messed up


Speaking of weird porn..

If you could have sex with any cartoon character which one would you chose?

Hmmm... Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh, or Ash from Pokemon.


Sexiest food?

Whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles

Ever done it in a kitchen?

No! but that might fun.

Do people sleep naked? ( I heard some people do this, and it weird-ed me out a little)

Sure in the summer. You should try it. It's quite comfortable

Would you get naked in a public place on a dare?

Yes! as long as children are not around.


Who you sleep with ur gf/bf's elderly parent to cure ur self of cancer?

Yes. Cancer is not exactly on my list of things to get. I'd do whatever I could to make it disappear, if I happened to get it. XD

Would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every day for the next year, or join in once to make it stop?

OMG hahahah thats awful.. I would kill myself.. but since this is just a game, I guess I would watch it.. ewww.. LOl that is filthy gross.


Would you rather kill ur sibling or rape them????

Guys, these questions are getting really creepy. Not just dirty like anticipated, but just really really disturbing...

As nasty as it sounds, though, I'd say rape. I can't imagine life without my brother, so I could never murder him (not that I can imagine raping him...ew).

Favorite place to masturbate?

Agreed on the disturbing part

My bedroom.

Which actor would you want to do it with?

Finally, a normal question. You guys are messed up.
Chris Hemsworth, just based on his picture on my brother's Dr. Pepper can. I've never seen him in a movie. And that guy that plays Jaqen H'gar on GOT, because I'm fangirlling.


At what age did you begin masturbating?

Ehh I can't really remember. I don't know maybe 8 or 10

Would you do it with a mime(a mime that doesn't go out of character. Keeps the make up is silent, does the weird mime things)?

No.

What's your wildest fantasy?