Corny Jokes Anyone?

Hey guys,

So I am working on some writing of mine. And the brother and sister have this competition to say the corniest jokes/ just jokes that really should not have been made they stink that much. This is where you all come in. Does anyone have any jokes they feel appropriate. Thanks.

Corny?

What do ninjas drink?

Waaaaa-taaaaa (Yeah, not sure how to type the ninja hi-ya, karate noises.)

Question: What does poisoned corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson?

Answer: They are both Cereal (Serial) Killers.

The baby corn asks his mama corn: Where do baby corns come from? Mama says "I told ya before, the stalk (stork) brought ya.

2 corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob whispered to the second cob "Don't look know but I think we are being followed by a stalker"

I really like this one for corniness:

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick