So I managed to score an invite to one of those super elite parties

And wow that was impressive. I mean I have been to a few high profile parties before but this was just a whole new level. I think it was close to a three four hundred people. There were a dozen go go girls on platforms, lasers, pop stars both performing and mingling in the crowd. Politicians everywhere including a few ministers. Actors and it was basically chock full of models and what I am pretty sure a few high class escorts. And the food was awesome. There was basically everything you can ever wanted. Ditto for drinks. I don't usually drink but hey it was an open bar with high priced alcohol so why miss that? There was even free ice cream.

It was really cool. Although I think I might have sort of hit on the girlfriend of one of the members of the large crime families and accidentally stepped on his foot while trying to discretely withdraw so there was that but as whole it was really fun

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! There was free ice cream?

I have a few people I follow on Tumblr, that live in the UK, and they all have said those parties are amazing... They sound/look really fun, too. They look like typical parties here in the States but come on, everything in the UK is better lol.

It sounds like you had a good time, though!

How'd you manage to get invited? Do you know important people?

I know. Right as you exited the party. Bham. Free ice cream stand. And you get as much as you want.

They really are. There aren't really many people to talk to but the show and the awesome food(and lots of drinks) make up for it. It was quite fun

Ehh my family gets such invites every once in a while. I usually ignore them but this one turned out be quite fun