Dirty Question Game

This will essentially be the same as the normal question game, but all questions must be inappropriate.
Play at your own risk. Never answer something with "no comment" or "I don't know." It ruins the fun. If you think something is too personal, just don't answer.

Let's start out tame.
Are you a virgin?

Yeah

Have you ever had a hickey?

No...

Favorite fantasy?

Uh... making out with Ian Somerhalder xD

Do you get turned on during steamy sex scenes in movies?

BOONE! lol, rarely, I usually just find it awkward

porn lover or hater?

Frown upon-er xD

How many uses can you think of for whipped cream? xD LOL

I can think of several good uses of Whipped Cream...


Masturbate in the morning or at night?

Night

best place for public sex?

ewww, nowhere. that is totally unhygenic. unless you do it in a hospitals' clean room, don't.

in the backseat of your car, or on the hood?

On the hood...

In a bounce houce or on a trampoline?

Trampoline. But mostly because I miss doing backflips on them. xD

Favorite Fetish?

Does besteality count? I've never done it and probably never will but it's the most interesting, IMO....

Favorite porno?

Witches of Breastwick. LOL!

I want to be sweet. How was your first kiss?

Great. It started off as a simple kiss and it sorta went into a nice makeout session. Though I am pretty sure I was doing something wrong. Not that she complained but... meh sorta self concious about that sort of thing.

What was your first time/what do you want it to be like?

Not as good as my last, but still sweet, at least! I loved it!

How far have you gotten with a guy (Or if your a guy, a girl?)

Uhhhh... ah hell xD Third? Not home plate.

Have you ever done anything for self pleasure? (This is getting personal, hahaha)

Well yeah. I think everyone should but thats just me.


You got any STDs?

Obvious answer is obvious. Of course. WHO STOLE MY CRAB POISON?
jk

Isn't this the most akward perv smiley ever?

Nope!
Ever been to an orgy party?

Oh god no. I am not a prude, but oh my!

lol Have you?

Nope

Ever caught your sibling masturbating?

Nope!

How many guys have you been with?

None.

How many girls do you want to be intimate with?

None... Unless I ever meet Fran Drescher, then one!

Who on this forum would you do?

All of ya'll. Except Dawn and Dean.

Ever say something really inappropriate on accident, and try to cover it up? lol