Dirty Question Game

My current wildest fantasy is a three way with Emily Ratajkowski

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and Candice Swanepoel

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and would do it under a waterfall with Princes of the Universe by Queen playing in the background.


I know kinda of a vanilla fantasy but I like

What about you? What's your wildest fantasy?

Eh, as a goody-goody virgin, I don't really have a wild fantasy...

I guess I'd say jumping on stage during a concert and just like ambushing some hot musician mid-song and pulling him backstage.

Spit or swallow?

On the boobs or in a tissue.

In the butt?

Uh... No, I don't think so. Unless he's like really small, hahahaha.

Would you rather sleep with someone underage (like 16, not a little kid or anything) or someone as old as your grandparents?

Absolutely the 16 year old. Although not younger(technically 14 is the legal age in my country but this seems way way too creepy)

If you had to chose would you rather have sex with a 60 year old hooker/meth additct or a dolphin?

I guess the old meth-addicted hooker... Reluctantly.

Have you ever used the vibrate on your cell phone for anything dirty?

Well I was hoping that some of the girls would answer this one but since it's seems like it's only the two of us....not reallly. I guess the closest thing is back in high school when I was really into the creative stuff I tried to rebuild one of cell phones into a remote detonator for a paint bomb

Have you ever done something naughty in the building of the school or on a schol sanctioned trip?

As the most innocent person on the planet (in deed, not in mind), no, I have not. But the girls I roomed with on a field trip a couple years ago did. And a lot of people have been caught doing stuff in the elevator of my high school. Everybody knows you don't touch the walls, hahahah.

Would you rather get oral from a member of the same sex, or anal from the opposite sex (not give anal... something's going in YOUR butt)?

Well I think girls making out is also considered slightly naughty so you are in luck

Hmm. I would have to go with anal. It will most likely be unplesant but still much better then a guy going down on me. That's seems just very ewww


Would you rather have sex on a plane or in a moving car?

Car

How long after your first kiss with the person you lost your virginity to (not first kiss ever) did you sleep with that person?

Same night.


Would you ever have sex with someone your parent's age?

Ehh hard to say. Maybe a celeb who is still in a good shape?

If you could have a threeway with your favorite celeb but on the condition that the third member is your cousin would you do it?

Nope.

Describe your most recent sexual encounter... in detail.

Saturday night. 3 AM . Can't sleep. Turns on TV. A rerun of Wild Things is on. Turn my head. Notice my left hand. Bham: 

Have you ever been to a sex shop?

I have once, with my girlfriend when we were out of town. Totally expected awkwardness, but there was none. XD

Would you go gay for pay?

Oh my is this a secret diary reference ?

As for the question no. I mean sure I guess I can handle it once if the payday is something like a million dollar indecent proposal style but otherwise no

Would you have sex with an hyper intelligent orangutan who is in love with you?

What the actual fuck, Rex? I don't like these kinds of questions.
No. Just no.

What's the least sexual thing that's turned you on?

What can I say. I was reading Terry Pratchett and the Librarian seems like the kind of well read guy that a lot of women would go for even if he does have the small problem of being an ape ....

Songs. Even non sexual ones can turn me on if they are tied to a good memory

Have you ever tried something from the Kama Sutra?

Well this has been abandoned for quite a while. Let's start this back up again, yes?

I have not, but I like to go to the sex section of Barnes and Noble and read (look at?) it with my lesbian friend who likes me. It makes her uncomfortable, which is fun for me.

What's the farthest you've been with a person of the same sex (or opposite, if you don't swing that way)?

Hmm. Once on a truth or dare they dare me to hit on a random dude in a restaurant and get his number. That's pretty much it

Hmm ok...what's the most awkward position you have been in with a friend

Hmm... I've been in a lot of situations that could be considered awkward with some of my friends, but it's not awkward because we're super comfortable around each other.
I guess the only thing I can think of is that my friend Lauren (who is constantly offering to "teach me how to kiss") tried to get our male friend to kiss me because I told her I didn't want my first kiss to be with a girl. I thought it was funny, but he felt really awkward and didn't know what to say.

Have you ever measured yourself?

You mean penis? Sure when I was a teen. I am the usual 17cm. Nothing special but I am happy with it

Have you ever stripped in front of a public(of strangers)?

No, but my best friends have seen me naked one time when I got shitfaced drunk. I still feel bad for them, they had to bring me home, undress me, clean me up and put me to bed. That was the time I blacked out. Also to note, there is a certain irony in waking up naked in the same bed as your ex when you're actually dating a girl who lives like 700 miles away. :p

Have you ever woke up in bed with a complete stranger?

I have not, and I really hope I never do.

When is the "right time" to begin sleeping with someone you're in a relationship with?

That's the easiest one. As soon as you want to(that's presuming they want it too of course). Of course there are some exceptions like when you are too young but if you are both adults there is nothing wrong with sex

What's the weirdest nickname your lover/partner whatver has called you?