Your hit list

You are an assassin. You are required to kill 10 people by sundown. If you don't, the world will explode, and everyone dies. Who do you kill?
Make a list now.

Who to kill, who to kill?

-1-3. Jonas brothers (Don't know their names but they're annoying and their fans are worse!)
-4. Fred
-5. Nuttymadam3575 (On youtube, she's beyond annoying, takes trophy for biggest twihard alive)
-6. My mom's ex (So she couldn't go back to him... no need for HIM anywhere!)
-7. my neighbor
-8. Maggie's neighbor
-9. The person who runs the mall down the street, the bitch took out Borders!
-10. That overachiever in Marketing... SUCH a showoff and sure knows how to make everyone look bad....

1. Joseph Kony
2. Osama Bin Ladin
3. Paris Hilton
4. Fidel Castro
5. King Abdullah
6. Barack Obama (hope the federal government isn't reading this )
7. Bob Saget
8. Kim Jong-il
9. my stepdad
10. this chick at my school who is ever so worthy of being whacked 

1) Miley Cyrus
2) Justin Bieber
3) The annoying Free Credit guy
4) The narrator for the Head On commercial
5) Osama Bin Laden (stole that from you Hannah)
6) Whoever it was who honked at me yesterday for no apparent reason
7) Producers of Nickelodeon who decided to cancel Hey Arnold and The Amanda Show (damn them!)
8. Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl
9) Rachel Berry in Glee
10) Whoever started death metal

Soooo random xD

melissa052 wrote:Who to kill, who to kill?

-1-3. Jonas brothers (Don't know their names but they're annoying and their fans are worse!)
-4. Fred
-5. Nuttymadam3575 (On youtube, she's beyond annoying, takes trophy for biggest twihard alive)
-6. My mom's ex (So she couldn't go back to him... no need for HIM anywhere!)
-7. my neighbor
-8. Maggie's neighbor
-9. The person who runs the mall down the street, the bitch took out Borders!
-10. That overachiever in Marketing... SUCH a showoff and sure knows how to make everyone look bad....

haha thanks Mel! We would really appreciate it

maggiemay wrote:

melissa052 wrote:Who to kill, who to kill?

-1-3. Jonas brothers (Don't know their names but they're annoying and their fans are worse!)
-4. Fred
-5. Nuttymadam3575 (On youtube, she's beyond annoying, takes trophy for biggest twihard alive)
-6. My mom's ex (So she couldn't go back to him... no need for HIM anywhere!)
-7. my neighbor
-8. Maggie's neighbor
-9. The person who runs the mall down the street, the bitch took out Borders!
-10. That overachiever in Marketing... SUCH a showoff and sure knows how to make everyone look bad....

haha thanks Mel! We would really appreciate it

LOL! Figured you might!

pinkcupcake wrote:1) Miley Cyrus
2) Justin Bieber
3) The annoying Free Credit guy
4) The narrator for the Head On commercial
5) Osama Bin Laden (stole that from you Hannah)
6) Whoever it was who honked at me yesterday for no apparent reason
7) Producers of Nickelodeon who decided to cancel Hey Arnold and The Amanda Show (damn them!)
8. Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl
9) Rachel Berry in Glee
10) Whoever started death metal

Soooo random xD

I agree with most... ESPECIALLY the free credit report guy... Not so much the commercial guy but whoever started the business... It is SOOO NOT free!!!
And I'd miss Lea if Rachel were to die! I LOVE Lea! (Such a cool person... And a scary driver... (I love scary drivers! :p)

Haha I knowww! So annoying >.<

Aw I meant Rachel though! I like Lea Michele (: Just not Rachel xD She's such a know it all and she's really cocky. She's a great singer but its like she walks around like she knows that fact so well

pinkcupcake wrote:10) Whoever started death metal

Take it BACK!! Oh, and that would be the band Death.

NEVERRR! xD And I don't care

Hannah_Banana222 wrote:1. Joseph Kony
2. Osama Bin Ladin
3. Paris Hilton
4. Fidel Castro
5. King Abdullah
6. Barack Obama (hope the federal government isn't reading this )
7. Bob Saget
8. Kim Jong-il
9. my stepdad
10. this chick at my school who is ever so worthy of being whacked 

Of course they are reading this. Well they wil be soon. You see they got this giant massive program that searches the Internet and when it comes across certain keywords it immediately flags it.

I expect there be Secret Service Agents at your door by noon tomorrow.

pinkcupcake wrote:Haha I knowww! So annoying >.<

Aw I meant Rachel though! I like Lea Michele (: Just not Rachel xD She's such a know it all and she's really cocky. She's a great singer but its like she walks around like she knows that fact so well

Funny thing is Lea is the one on the cast most like their character, someone who knows what she wants and doesn't let anything get in the way... Of course she's more humble about it in real life!

1) George W. Bush. He did more damage to our scientific achievement and environmental policies than I care to even consider, not to mention his complete incompetence in many other areas (Actually, can I count Bush, Cheney, and Rush Limbaugh as the same person? I don't want to waste my whole list on them).
2) Sarah Palin. Similar reasons to #1, and the fact that she makes a joke out of women who actually care about making a difference in this country.
3) Ken Ham. The man is absurd, as are his attempts to pass any of that hogwash for science.
4) Tom Cruise. The man is off his rocker, plus he is egotistical as hell and hasn't made a passable movie since MI2.
5) Fifty Cent. No. Talent. And, he's someone kids look up to and think is cool? Are you kidding?
6) Glen Beck. I don't even feel like I have to justify this one...come up with any of the thousands of reasons this man is morally repugnant.
7) Stephanie Meyer. The fact that her five year old school girl dribble is a best-selling series kind of makes me want to kill myself.
Paris Hilton. I wish natural selection still acted on the human race so that it would be impossible to contribute absolutely nothing to anything and survive.
9) Miley Cyrus. I have nothing against her personally, but her music is reason enough.
10) Ronald McDonald. Thank you for being a major player in American obesity and distorted food culture as a whole.

1- Justin Byber
2- Hermaphrodite GaGa
3- you the reader.
4- Obama
6- Jonas Brothers
7- that vampire from Twilight the one that *sparkles* *cough* GAY

_DeantheAngelofDarkness_ wrote:1- Justin Byber
2- Hermaphrodite GaGa
3- you the reader.
4- Obama
6- Jonas Brothers
7- that vampire from Twilight the one that *sparkles* *cough* GAY

Dean. it's Justin Bieber, not Byber!

joselin4life wrote:Dean. it's Justin Bieber, not Byber!

The fact that Dean wants him dead should show that he doesn't are how to spell his name...

joselin4life wrote:

_DeantheAngelofDarkness_ wrote:1- Justin Byber
2- Hermaphrodite GaGa
3- you the reader.
4- Obama
6- Jonas Brothers
7- that vampire from Twilight the one that *sparkles* *cough* GAY

Dean. it's Justin Bieber, not Byber!

so.

melissa052 wrote:Who to kill, who to kill?

-1-3. Jonas brothers (Don't know their names but they're annoying and their fans are worse!)
-4. Fred
-5. Nuttymadam3575 (On youtube, she's beyond annoying, takes trophy for biggest twihard alive)
-6. My mom's ex (So she couldn't go back to him... no need for HIM anywhere!)
-7. my neighbor
-8. Maggie's neighbor
-9. The person who runs the mall down the street, the bitch took out Borders!
-10. That overachiever in Marketing... SUCH a showoff and sure knows how to make everyone look bad....

Oh. My. God. That nuttymadam chick is insane! Someone commented on her one of her videos saying this- "why haven't her neighbors shot her with a tranquilizer yet? or moved? thats gotta be worse than living next to spongebob. i bet she ate her neighbors"
LOL

maggiemay wrote:1. My neighbor- he's an asshole
2. Osama Bin Laden- I don't think I need a reason
3. Justin Bieber- no 16 y/o should sound like a girl
4. Stephanie Meyer- *gag* I believe you know why...
5. Edward Cullen
6. Paris Hilton
7. Your (Hannah's) stepdad
8. That nuttymadam person Melissa said- she's SCARY!
9.
10.
That's all I can think of for now....I'll edit when I think of more.

Haha! Did you ever see her "Fuck Stephen King" video? It's so pathetic and scary at the same time...

Awh... I love that we're all so close we want to kill each other's enemies.

maggiemay wrote:

melissa052 wrote:Who to kill, who to kill?

-1-3. Jonas brothers (Don't know their names but they're annoying and their fans are worse!)
-4. Fred
-5. Nuttymadam3575 (On youtube, she's beyond annoying, takes trophy for biggest twihard alive)
-6. My mom's ex (So she couldn't go back to him... no need for HIM anywhere!)
-7. my neighbor
-8. Maggie's neighbor
-9. The person who runs the mall down the street, the bitch took out Borders!
-10. That overachiever in Marketing... SUCH a showoff and sure knows how to make everyone look bad....

Oh. My. God. That nuttymadam chick is insane! Someone commented on her one of her videos saying this- "why haven't her neighbors shot her with a tranquilizer yet? or moved? thats gotta be worse than living next to spongebob. i bet she ate her neighbors"
LOL

LOL! That's hilarious! Maybe that kind of behavior is normal in England? (I hope not!)
I know I would HATE to be her neighbor....

melissa052 wrote:

maggiemay wrote:1. My neighbor- he's an asshole
2. Osama Bin Laden- I don't think I need a reason
3. Justin Bieber- no 16 y/o should sound like a girl
4. Stephanie Meyer- *gag* I believe you know why...
5. Edward Cullen
6. Paris Hilton
7. Your (Hannah's) stepdad
8. That nuttymadam person Melissa said- she's SCARY!
9.
10.
That's all I can think of for now....I'll edit when I think of more.

Haha! Did you ever see her "Fuck Stephen King" video? It's so pathetic and scary at the same time...

No, I watched the one about Eclipse. I had to stop though, my ears were bleeding. I'll go try to find it.

melissa052 wrote:

maggiemay wrote:

melissa052 wrote:Who to kill, who to kill?

-1-3. Jonas brothers (Don't know their names but they're annoying and their fans are worse!)
-4. Fred
-5. Nuttymadam3575 (On youtube, she's beyond annoying, takes trophy for biggest twihard alive)
-6. My mom's ex (So she couldn't go back to him... no need for HIM anywhere!)
-7. my neighbor
-8. Maggie's neighbor
-9. The person who runs the mall down the street, the bitch took out Borders!
-10. That overachiever in Marketing... SUCH a showoff and sure knows how to make everyone look bad....

Oh. My. God. That nuttymadam chick is insane! Someone commented on her one of her videos saying this- "why haven't her neighbors shot her with a tranquilizer yet? or moved? thats gotta be worse than living next to spongebob. i bet she ate her neighbors"
LOL

LOL! That's hilarious! Maybe that kind of behavior is normal in England? (I hope not!)
I know I would HATE to be her neighbor....

I would hate it too! Have you heard how loud she screams?!?!?! Over Twilight, of all things!

maggiemay wrote:

melissa052 wrote:

maggiemay wrote:1. My neighbor- he's an asshole
2. Osama Bin Laden- I don't think I need a reason
3. Justin Bieber- no 16 y/o should sound like a girl
4. Stephanie Meyer- *gag* I believe you know why...
5. Edward Cullen
6. Paris Hilton
7. Your (Hannah's) stepdad
8. That nuttymadam person Melissa said- she's SCARY!
9.
10.
That's all I can think of for now....I'll edit when I think of more.

Haha! Did you ever see her "Fuck Stephen King" video? It's so pathetic and scary at the same time...

No, I watched the one about Eclipse. I had to stop though, my ears were bleeding. I'll go try to find it.

Haha! That's why I would recommend no one to watch her reactions... Unless you plan to mock it anyways! :p

Here's the video, for some reason it always takes forever to find, because it has so many responses!