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Re: Dirty Jokes
by melissa052 Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:16 am
Saw this and cracked up!
guy: why are you cutting your hair?
girl: cuz, if I cut it in half, it grows even longer..
guy: REALLY? is that true?
girl: yeahh..?
10 minutes later..
Paramedics Doctor: Now, explain to me again why you tried cutting your dick in half?
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Re: Dirty Jokes
by joselin4life Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:01 pm
Rex wrote:Lol good one. And here are some conspiracy theories
Haha that was funny
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Re: Dirty Jokes
by Rex Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:33 pm
The gid that keep on giving
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Re: Dirty Jokes
by melissa052 Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:41 pm
Rexy... For number 7, I now love you forever and ever! 
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
As the nurse is getting dressed she informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vas is easier for the surgeon to locate and
sever.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
As the nurse is getting dressed she informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vas is easier for the surgeon to locate and
sever.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.
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Re: Dirty Jokes
by Rex Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:01 pm
Lol. I want this healthcare
Ok now for some Captain Planet!
Ok now for some Captain Planet!
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Re: Dirty Jokes
by Unit7 Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:15 pm
lmao I love the Harry Potter one, oh and the Captain Planet one. I remember as a kid I would always watch Captain Planet.
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Re: Dirty Jokes
by Rex Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:03 am
The Harry Potter/South Park one
And here are your last moments
And here are your last moments
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Life is absolutely unpredictable. None of us do not know what lies around the corner. Will someone stand on one’s skirt while crosses the street at a red light, or whether air conditioner will fall on the someone’s head, while it admires the dress in the window, or whether someone will fall into manhole and become a Ninja Turtle… Therefore, we should arm ourselves with cameras and wait for successful last photo! P.S. Of course, the mounted material, in this case, is preferable than the original.
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Re: Dirty Jokes
by Hannah_Banana222 Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:28 am
A man invents a folding bottle. When applying for a patent, the guy asks what he calls it. "A fottle," he says.
"That's stupid," the other dude tells him.
"I also invented a folding carton. I call it a farton," the inventor says.
"You can't name it that. It sounds rude."
"Well then you'll hate the name of my folding bucket."
"That's stupid," the other dude tells him.
"I also invented a folding carton. I call it a farton," the inventor says.
"You can't name it that. It sounds rude."
"Well then you'll hate the name of my folding bucket."
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